Stella-*VOMIT*...ugh...sorry...luna

[Thalia-is-Crazy]

OMFG
So, was at the 'real canadian superstore'
in a lineup three hours long, standing next to a video rack...
And there were all kinds of good movies for just 10$

Silence of the Lambs, and a few others... Princess Bride...
Anyhow,
Saw one animated movie called "Stellaluna"
which I've never heard of,
so it can't be that good...

But then again, it can't possibly be that bad, right?
Yes... Yes it can.

Hamtaro reborn as a fruitbat in a *no* budget animated film drawn by six year olds on recycled popcans to music written by my semi-retarded cousin who's also tonedeaf.
My cat helped with the script by vomiting on the keyboard so that every insipid line was repeated about six times, nothing made any sense, and no discernible plot could be uncovered underneath a confused and aimless wading pool of almost-values, from which nothing could possibly be learned. Ever.
I kept waiting for the likeable character to show up,
and then the movie ended a merciful 41 minutes later...



Please...
Someone just crap on my retinas and pour acid in my ears.






On a semi-related note... my list of people I'd like to dismember and drown in a sea of concentrated human waste -on fire- has gone from 3 to 48 names long.

[starlac]

I saw this on the TV last year, having tuned in about halfway through, didn’t think much of it, since it was poorly animated and generally insipid. I since found out that it was based on a children’s picture book, whether the book is any better I know not.

I was a little interested in the fact that it’s title character was a bat, a creature not usually given much positive light in the media. Any interest I had left by this stage soon dispersed when the negative aspects surfaced… “oh you’re different, why are you different, you should be more like us” … Not something which will in-thrill me to liking a film.

Still then ‘Scholastic Films’ logo flashed on the screen at the end of the credits, which explained more about the way the film became made than any other. Who else other than a company that, as far as I can tell, makes edutainment it primary output.

[myFork]

:fear: No... it can't be... Don't tell me they ruined the book with- * ominous theatrical music * the Stellaluna movie?! :censored: this and all :censored: to 'em! This is one of the most horrific pieces of ' animation' ever. I must now express the extent of my gratitude for it- :thud: