Practise what you preach

[harrietcrawford]

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[lupercal]

I've been eagerly waiting for you to ram your big huge **** in my ******* and **** me good!

Couldn't we have kept this private? I mean, is there any need for so-and-so to know about it?

The anticipation was building up on when Erica would actually start sucking on my ***** I figured she could not resist trying to suck on my....

Hang on - who's Erica? And I thought you were a girl :irked:

her mom had a long dark looking pussy

Her mum had a panther? What the hell do I care? Whose mum anyway? I'm starting to think you're a bit indiscriminate with your affections...

Billy positioned himself so that he was...

Billy? BILLY? Who the hell is.... ok, I've had enough of this. It's all over between us. Do you hear?


Today, there are so many companies making USB thumb drives, many of these devices are faster, bigger and more compact, but are they a safe means to hold your companies important data?

What? Well, obviously the romance has completely gone from our relationship when you start talking about flash drives.


As the due date comes nearer the size of the breasts gets even bigger due to the hormonal changes.

Errr.... ok. I'll keep my eye on my USB drives, though I'm not sure when their due dates are.

The secret to understanding everything in a simple way is to get to the essence of things and see how they fit into the bigger picture of all things.

Oh, that's very Zen. We start off talking (publically) about our relationship, you wander off into USB drives and now you're spouting pseudo-philosopical gibberish. Actually I'm glad. I'm glad you've shown your true colours. I may have gotten serious about you, but now - I dunno - who do you care about: me, flash drives, zen or Erica?

bbw-and-midget ***


Ok, that's it. You're just mental. I can see that now.


" No, No, It's to big."

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fall back on existential alienation. I've had enough. I'm sorry it had to end this way.

Loop

[lupercal]

I was just having fun here: I don't mind if you delete my answer as well, as it quotes the original SPAM in part and that;'s a problem (OTOH I don't mind if you don't think it's a problem and just leave it. I was just enjoying myself)

Loo-p